WORST FILMS OF 2025

 LIST WEEK RULES  RECAP:

- It doesn't matter what year the film was made as long as I saw it for the first time in 2025.

- I have to watch the film in it's entirety for it to make a list

Half way through the list week 2025 and we arrive at the first of two main lists. Tomorrow we have the best of what 2025 had to offer, Unfortunately today we have the worst.

15. THE SURFER (2024)

I was so excited to see this and when I did, I had no idea what was going on. It left me so confused and it was a shame because I had high hopes.

14. JINDABYNE (2006)

It is a drama film where most of the drama has been forced by the wife of the lead character, there was also no resolution to any of the events in the film leading me to go “is that it?”.

13. HOLMES & WATSON (2018)

A film starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly is a proven formula to be a smash hit, so why was this movie such a misfire? A serious blunder for all involved. 

12. CRYWOLF (2005)

A film that likes to think of itself as smarter than it is, but unfortunately, it’s just surface level. Full of unlikable characters.

11. ANOMALISA (2015)

Stop motion oral sex, that’s all I need to say.

10. FIXED (2025)

Just sex and fart jokes for 90 minutes. Nothing of substance with an unfunny gag throughout of nana humping.

9. SPEED RACER (2008)

This movie was just dumb with cheesy FX and horribly written.

8. DADDY DAUGHTER TRIP (2022)

This film tried to be a fun family road trip film in the style of “are we there yet?” and “RV”. Yet with none of the budget of any of those this failed miserably, also I couldn’t help but feel that Rob Schneider looked disgusting.

7. THE SLAMMIN SALMON (2009)

Unfunny, bland and forgettable.

6. RATKO: THE DICTATORS SON (2009)

An unfunny Borat ripoff that rubs the once great National Lampoon Name further into the ground.

5. LOST IN SPACE (1998)

This film looked so horribly cheap that it took me out of the story completely. Matt Leblanc also took this role way too seriously.

4. WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) 

An overblown dismantling of the Wizard of Oz that left a sour taste in my mouth, utter slop.

3. ULTRAMARINES: A WARHAMMER 40,000 MOVIE (2010)

This film could have been great instead it looks like it was animated on a game cube.

2. GRIMCUTTY (2022)

This film had to have been made by an elderly man who has a vendetta against technology because there is no other reason for this film to exist. 

1. FIFTY SHADES FREED (2018)

The 3^rd Film is also the worst of the three WHICH BY THE WAY is not saying much, the lowest barrel of “entertainment” I’ve ever had the misfortune of laying my poor eyes upon. Please for the love of all things holy, avoid this like the plague.