Tuesday, 26 May 2026

COOL WORLD (1992) REVIEW


 Even though I wanted to, I just couldn't get invested in this one, I tried but I just couldn't.

2 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 25 May 2026

SOMETIMES IN THE DARK (2021) REVIEW


 An interesting little abstract slow burn that won't be for everyone.

3 out of 5 STARS.

THE WICKER MAN (2006) REVIEW


 Yeah even though I lightly enjoyed this one this movie was still pretty bad. I watched it on DVD and much to my disgust I found out while watching that the DVD release cut the only reason anyone remembers this film AKA That iconic bee scene. I can't recommend this one even if you're a die hard Nic Cage fan like myself.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

Tuesday, 19 May 2026

PRIDE & PREJUDICE & ZOMBIES (2016) REVIEW


 This movie should not work but somehow it does and it does well, this film also gets a star for that awesome animated opening title sequence.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 18 May 2026

I, FRANKENSTEIN (2014) REVIEW


 One of the most mind numbingly stupid movies I think I've seen so far this year.

1 out of 5 STARS.

Sunday, 17 May 2026

IN THE GREY (2026) REVIEW


 I mean it was ok, way too much exposition though.

3 out of 5 STARS.

JACKASS 3 (2010) REVIEW


 Enjoyable brain rot, although I prefer the first 2 over this one

3 out of 5 STARS.

AD ASTRA (2019) REVIEW


 Desolate yet beautiful this film is a wonderful example of story telling, Brad Pitt and Tommy Lee Jones are fantastic in the roles of father and son and they absolutely knock it out of the ballpark. Ad Astra is the first sci fi film I've ever seen where I feel like this could be reality for people 400 years or so from now. Go check this one out you won't be disappointed.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

FOUND (2012) REVIEW


 This horror/coming of age film was really well done and I loved every moment of it.

4 out of 5 STARS.

GANGSTER SQUAD (2013) REVIEW


 Doesn't reinvent the wheel but it is a fun little gangster/action flick.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Thursday, 14 May 2026

HELLRAISER: HELLSEEKER (2002) REVIEW


 I was pleasantly surprised by this film, definitely worth a watch if you're a fan of horror cheese.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Sunday, 10 May 2026

HANNIBAL RISING (2007) REVIEW


 This film was the first film in over a year that I ended up turning off, this is one samurai origin story we didn't need, cheesy acting and no substance. don't bother with this one.

0.5 out of 5 STARS.

OLD SCHOOL (2003) REVIEW


 If nothing else, this film is dumb fun.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO (1999) REVIEW

 


Made me laugh but didn't like the way it ended.

3 out of 5 STARS.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (2014) REVIEW


 Perhaps the ugliest/most terrifying version of the turtles I think I have ever seen. Story wise there is nothing new here.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

SWEENEY TODD (2006) REVIEW


 Fantastic, leagues better than the Burton version. It's hard to believe that this was a TV movie as it was really well done. Ray Winstone was perfect as the title character as well as a great supporting cast which also includes a young tom hardy. Definitely recommend to people who haven't seen this.

4 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 4 May 2026

THE MUMMY (2017) REVIEW


 Your usual Tom Cruise drab, I rewatched this film and it is somehow worse than I remembered it being the first time.

2 out of 5 STARS.

GANGSTA RAP: THE GLOCKUMENTARY (2007) REVIEW


 This parody of Hip-hop culture was great and made me laugh throughout.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: DEAD MANS CHEST (2006) REVIEW


 Just rewatched this and it is still my personal favorite of the franchise.

3.5 out 5 STARS.

NOBODY 2 (2025) REVIEW

  A fun continuation and an improvement on the first film 4 out of 5 STARS.