NOBODY 2 (2025) REVIEW

 A fun continuation and an improvement on the first film

4 out of 5 STARS.

NOBODY (2021) REVIEW

 More serious than I was expecting, was a fun action flick.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

RIPPER'S REVENGE (2023) REVIEW

 Your standard who done it murder mystery.

3 out of 5 STARS.

STAR WARP'D (2001) REVIEW

 This looked cheesy and heavily dated 25 years after its original release and the runtime was incredibly short, but the film nerd in me couldn't help but enjoy it.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

SILENT HILL (2006) REVIEW

 As someone who has never played any of the games this is based on. I found this film to be an entertaining yet slightly forgettable affair.

3 out of 5 STARS.

JOBS (2013) REVIEW

 Found this film to be an absolute chore to sit through with Ashton Kutchers portrayal of Steve Jobs. This film sets out to show us how much of a genius Steve was and then proceeds to spend the two hour runtime showing us how much of a jerk he was instead.

1 out of 5 STARS.

APOCALYPTO (2006) REVIEW

My favorite Mel Gibson directed film.

4 out of 5 STARS.

THE MACHINIST (2004) REVIEW

 A mind bending thriller with a fantastic performance by Christian Bale. This film does a great job of dragging you into its own little twisted world.

4 out of 5 STARS.

ABDUCTION (2011) REVIEW

 After watching this film I'm convinced that Taylor Lautner cannot act his way out of a paper bag. This was far fetched brain rot that was full of holes and has the poorly aged stench of the early 2010's all over it. I did find this mildly entertaining but ONLY because it was so bad. There are so many better action flicks out there so give this one a miss.

1 out of 5 STARS.

DONNIE DARKO (2001) REVIEW

 I really wanted to like this one and I tried really hard but this just wasn't for me.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

SCOOBY-DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND (1998) REVIEW

 I loved this movie as a kid and still do after a rewatch now as an adult.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

WHITE CHICKS (2004) REVIEW

 A classic Wayans brothers comedy.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

SCARY MOVIE (2026) REVIEW

 the new scary movie is an off the wall, meta parody of the horror movie legacy sequel. Now not all the jokes land but when they do they land hard. An overall enjoyable experience.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

HE'S OUT THERE (2018) REVIEW

 He's out there exceeded my expectations BUT that's only because they were so low to begin with...The first half of this film is a complete nothing burger, This movie is a one and done for me. I will put it back on the shelf and never watch it again. Far from the worst but far from the best either it is just eh.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE GRISTLE (2001) REVIEW

 Yeah this movie is horrible, it doesn't ease you in at all it actually starts very suddenly which is quite jarring, none of the jokes and I mean not one of the jokes in this film are in anyway funny. The whole runtime is spent by the characters saying "you're white and I'm black" or "you're black and I'm white" this film tries really hard to be smart and offer commentary on race but fails spectacularly. There are a few recognizable faces in the cast and they were clearly there for a pay day. If you're looking for a comedy to watch on a weekend evening PLEASE skip over this one, it is not worth your time.

1 out of 5 STARS

URBANIA (2000) REVIEW

 A dark, ultimately tragic and thoroughly unsettling drama with a unique story that pulls you in and refuses to let go resulting in multiple instances of total unease.

4.5 out of 5 STARS

BEVERLY HILLS COP (1984) REVIEW

 A classic Eddie Murphy comedy.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE SITTER (2011) REVIEW

 A fun 2010s era comedy to sit down and watch with a couple of drinks.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

IRON MAN 3 (2013) REVIEW

 Enjoyable for what it is, you're either going to love or hate this one.

3 out of 5 STARS.

ATTACK THE BLOCK (2011) REVIEW

 A fun sci-fi action comedy that is a solid choice for your next movie night.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

NURSE (2013) REVIEW

 Not really a horror film but it is a Crime film that's full of pulp and it feels like I'm watching a comic book. Give this one a go if you're a fan of films such as Sin City.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

CARLITO'S WAY (1993) REVIEW

 A gritty yet emotional crime film with stellar performances from Pacino and Penn.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU (2026) REVIEW

 

As a major Star Wars fan I absolutely loved this film but please note that if you're not familiar with the whole Star Wars cannon/lore there will be parts that won't make sense to you as this film expects you too already know certain characters and things

4 out of 5 STARS.

FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS (2006) REVIEW

 An interesting contrast between the realities of war and what regular people think it's like.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE MASK OF ZORRO (1998) REVIEW

 Fun but very cheesy which took me out of the moment a few times.

3 out of 5 STARS.