THE COTTAGE (2008) REVIEW

 A British horror comedy that starts off as a heist film and ends in complete chaos which made me have an absolute blast. Definitely worth seeking out.

4 out of 5 STARS.

JACKASS FOREVER (2022) REVIEW

 It wasn't the greatest thing ever but it was ok. obvious limitations due to the COVID pandemic at the time, which makes the film feel more contained and not as big as the previous entries in the franchise.

3 out of 5 STARS.

ROMPER STOMPER (1992) REVIEW

 The best way I can describe this film is that it's essentially Australia's equivalent to A Clockwork Orange.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE STRANGERS (2008) REVIEW

Perfect example of less is more, this was a smartly done horror film that pulled me in and refused to let go, an absolute must see.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.
 

PERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER (2006) REVIEW

 I really enjoyed this film up until the 3rd act, where it loses its momentum and that's why it didn't receive a higher score.

3 out of 5 STARS.

BOOGEYMAN 2 (2007) REVIEW

 As a horror fan, every time I see this film I really enjoy it. Definitely scratches my slasher itch. give this a go.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST (2014) REVIEW

 It is enjoyable for what it was, got a few laughs out of me.

3 out of 5 STARS.

THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE (2010) REVIEW

 an enjoyable fantasy film aimed at the kiddies.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN (2005) REVIEW

 Wittier than perhaps this kind of film should be, definitely worth your time and will definitely make you laugh.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

ERAGON (2006) REVIEW

 Yeah it is entertaining but its also your typical formulaic fantasy film with an evil king and a sequel bait ending for a follow up that never happened.

3 out of 5 STARS.

THE WAY OF THE GUN (2000) REVIEW

 Quentin Tarantino meets the Coen brothers is the best way I can describe this film.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008) REVIEW

 This film has some awesome kills, but my issue lies with the fact that every single character in this movie is so horribly unlikable that it becomes a chore to sit through.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

STRETCH (2014) REVIEW

 I thought I would really enjoy this one but it turned out to not be what I expected and it left me a little underwhelmed.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK (2004) REVIEW

 Another dumb fun popcorn flick starring Vin Diesel.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

COMING TO AMERICA (1988) REVIEW

 Somewhat enjoyable, the film got some laughs out of me.

3 out of 5 STARS.

COWBOYS & ALIENS (2011) REVIEW

 Any film about Cowboys & Aliens should never take itself as seriously as this does, it becomes a chore to sit through as a result.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

KING KONG (1976) REVIEW

 While the obvious hasn't aged well, this film has far exceeded my expectations. The final 20 minutes were more intense than I had expected.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS (1995) REVIEW

 My favorite Ace Ventura film.

4 out of 5 STARS.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1985) REVIEW

 It was ok but I prefer the Friday the 13th franchise.

3 out of 5 STARS.

JASON X (2001) REVIEW

 This movie falls in to the so bad its good category. Watched this with my brother and we loved it.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982) REVIEW

 You can see straight away that the 3rd instalment has a higher production value.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) REVIEW

 Campy and hasn't aged well but was a fun time.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

AMERICAN MARY (2012) REVIEW

 

As a horror fan, this film was ok but it just wasn't for me.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

SEE NO EVIL (2006) REVIEW

 After revisiting this film for the first time in about 15 years I've come to realise that it's worse than what I remembered but WWE wrestler Kane (real name Glen Jacobs) really knows how to play Psycho killer well and is the main highlight. Just a shame the film itself hasn't aged well. I wanted a turn your brain off slasher film to watch and this film delivered, but don't expect much more than that.

2 out of 5 STARS.

CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL (1993) REVIEW

 Trey Parker's first film is hilarious and I enjoyed it from beginning to end. Much better than I had anticipated.

4 out of 5 STARS.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD (1995) REVIEW

 A fun cheesy western that takes itself a little too seriously but it adds to the charm.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

IMMORTALS (2011) REVIEW

 You're typical cheesy looking swords and sandals fantasy film that came out after Zack Snyder's 300.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

STEP BROTHERS (2008) REVIEW

 A classic comedy from the 2000's.

4 out of 5 STARS.

1992 (2022) REVIEW

 A darker and better film than I thought it would be Ray Liotta and Tyrese give really strong performances.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

MILK (2008) REVIEW

 I enjoyed it but I wanted to love it and it just didn't click with me as much as I wanted it too.

3 out of 5 STARS.