Wednesday, 29 October 2025

THE COTTAGE (2008) REVIEW


 A British horror comedy that starts off as a heist film and ends in complete chaos which made me have an absolute blast. Definitely worth seeking out.

4 out of 5 STARS.

Tuesday, 28 October 2025

JACKASS FOREVER (2022) REVIEW


 It wasn't the greatest thing ever but it was ok. obvious limitations due to the COVID pandemic at the time, which makes the film feel more contained and not as big as the previous entries in the franchise.

3 out of 5 STARS.

Sunday, 26 October 2025

ROMPER STOMPER (1992) REVIEW


 The best way I can describe this film is that it's essentially Australia's equivalent to A Clockwork Orange.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE STRANGERS (2008) REVIEW


Perfect example of less is more, this was a smartly done horror film that pulled me in and refused to let go, an absolute must see.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.
 

PERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER (2006) REVIEW


 I really enjoyed this film up until the 3rd act, where it loses its momentum and that's why it didn't receive a higher score.

3 out of 5 STARS.

Thursday, 23 October 2025

BOOGEYMAN 2 (2007) REVIEW


 As a horror fan, every time I see this film I really enjoy it. Definitely scratches my slasher itch. give this a go.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Wednesday, 22 October 2025

Monday, 20 October 2025

THE 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN (2005) REVIEW


 Wittier than perhaps this kind of film should be, definitely worth your time and will definitely make you laugh.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

ERAGON (2006) REVIEW


 Yeah it is entertaining but its also your typical formulaic fantasy film with an evil king and a sequel bait ending for a follow up that never happened.

3 out of 5 STARS.

Sunday, 19 October 2025

THE WAY OF THE GUN (2000) REVIEW


 Quentin Tarantino meets the Coen brothers is the best way I can describe this film.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008) REVIEW


 This film has some awesome kills, but my issue lies with the fact that every single character in this movie is so horribly unlikable that it becomes a chore to sit through.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

STRETCH (2014) REVIEW


 I thought I would really enjoy this one but it turned out to not be what I expected and it left me a little underwhelmed.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK (2004) REVIEW


 Another dumb fun popcorn flick starring Vin Diesel.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

COMING TO AMERICA (1988) REVIEW


 Somewhat enjoyable, the film got some laughs out of me.

3 out of 5 STARS.

COWBOYS & ALIENS (2011) REVIEW


 Any film about Cowboys & Aliens should never take itself as seriously as this does, it becomes a chore to sit through as a result.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

KING KONG (1976) REVIEW


 While the obvious hasn't aged well, this film has far exceeded my expectations. The final 20 minutes were more intense than I had expected.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS (1995) REVIEW


 My favorite Ace Ventura film.

4 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 13 October 2025

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1985) REVIEW


 It was ok but I prefer the Friday the 13th franchise.

3 out of 5 STARS.

JASON X (2001) REVIEW


 This movie falls in to the so bad its good category. Watched this with my brother and we loved it.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982) REVIEW


 You can see straight away that the 3rd instalment has a higher production value.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) REVIEW


 Campy and hasn't aged well but was a fun time.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

AMERICAN MARY (2012) REVIEW


 

As a horror fan, this film was ok but it just wasn't for me.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

SEE NO EVIL (2006) REVIEW


 After revisiting this film for the first time in about 15 years I've come to realise that it's worse than what I remembered but WWE wrestler Kane (real name Glen Jacobs) really knows how to play Psycho killer well and is the main highlight. Just a shame the film itself hasn't aged well. I wanted a turn your brain off slasher film to watch and this film delivered, but don't expect much more than that.

2 out of 5 STARS.

CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL (1993) REVIEW


 Trey Parker's first film is hilarious and I enjoyed it from beginning to end. Much better than I had anticipated.

4 out of 5 STARS.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD (1995) REVIEW


 A fun cheesy western that takes itself a little too seriously but it adds to the charm.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 6 October 2025

IMMORTALS (2011) REVIEW


 You're typical cheesy looking swords and sandals fantasy film that came out after Zack Snyder's 300.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

STEP BROTHERS (2008) REVIEW


 A classic comedy from the 2000's.

4 out of 5 STARS.

1992 (2022) REVIEW


 A darker and better film than I thought it would be Ray Liotta and Tyrese give really strong performances.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Thursday, 2 October 2025

MILK (2008) REVIEW


 I enjoyed it but I wanted to love it and it just didn't click with me as much as I wanted it too.

3 out of 5 STARS.

NOBODY 2 (2025) REVIEW

  A fun continuation and an improvement on the first film 4 out of 5 STARS.