LIST WEEK RULES RECAP:
- It doesn't matter what year the film was made as long as I saw it for the first time in 2024.
- I have to watch the film in it's entirety for it to make a list
As 2024 comes to a close I reflect on all the wonderful cinematic experiences I've had, sadly this list is the complete opposite, here are the 10 worst films I saw this year.
10. TAKING LIVES (2004)
This film wants to be se7en so bad that it comes across as a knockoff. Angelina Jolie is miscast and the film as a whole is seriously farfetched.
9. NO HOLDS BARRED (1989)
Now here is an example of a terrible movie that I actually enjoyed a lot. This is not a good movie by any means. horrible acting, a dismal plot that is all over place. The reason why I enjoyed this film so much is because it's so bad. "DOOOKIIIEEEE"
8. TRAP (2024)
Even by M. Night Shyamalan standards this movie was terrible. I paid for a ticket to go see this film and couldn't believe how bad it was, Shyamalan clearly made this film to show off his daughters singing talents but unfortunately she has no acting talents. Shyamalan can be hit or miss and oh boy this was a swing and a miss.
7. SCOOB! (2020)
Such a let down, this was not a Scooby Doo film! This was Warner Bros horrible attempt at creating a cinematic universe and it leads me to ask this question... why does everything NEED to be a cinematic universe?
6. THE DELIVERANCE (2024)
This movie sucks, full of unlikeable characters that stayed unlikeable to the very end, can some please tell me what the hell Glenn Close thought she was doing?!?! this film dragged on and on. do not, I repeat DO NOT lower yourself to watching this like I did.
A film where they say swimming pool every few sentences, I actually paid for a ticket to go and see this and in hindsight I should of known better, it's hard to make something like a swimming pool scary. This film tried to swim a limp doggy paddle and sank instead.
4. JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX (2024)
Chain smoking the musical is how I sum this horrible film up, with a 2 hour and 20 minute runtime nothing happens that is remotely interesting. This is a sad way for Joaquin Phoenix's Joker to go out. He won an Oscar for the first film and I'm more than certain he'll win Razzies for the second.
3. MADAME WEB (2024)
I jokingly gave this film a 5 star review but in all seriousness this film was complete ass (pardon my expression). This film was always destined to fail as you can't have a spiderman cinematic universe without the man in question but nobody could prepare my brother and I with how terrible this movie actually was.
2. VULGAR (2000)
Vulgar is the right name for this movie as it was just gross and not in a smart or entertaining way. Whoever directed this film tried to make a Kevin Smith movie with none of the charm. Horrible movie and I wouldn't give it the time of day for a second time.
1. THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH (2002)
Now this is a last minute addition to this list and it's only fitting it takes out the top spot. What on earth did I sit through? The whole crime caper in out of space could of been great in theory, so can someone explain how they got it so wrong? I couldn't stand the acting, Eddie Murphy was cringeworthy and his robot bodyguard was so annoying that I came close to turning this film off at least twice. I soldiered through to the very end because I knew this film was going to end up at number one on this list. Oh boy I heard stories about this film being terrible but I still thought I'd give it a chance, I wish I hadn't.
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