THE MACHINIST (2004) REVIEW

 A mind bending thriller with a fantastic performance by Christian Bale. This film does a great job of dragging you into its own little twisted world.

4 out of 5 STARS.

ABDUCTION (2011) REVIEW

 After watching this film I'm convinced that Taylor Lautner cannot act his way out of a paper bag. This was far fetched brain rot that was full of holes and has the poorly aged stench of the early 2010's all over it. I did find this mildly entertaining but ONLY because it was so bad. There are so many better action flicks out there so give this one a miss.

1 out of 5 STARS.

DONNIE DARKO (2001) REVIEW

 I really wanted to like this one and I tried really hard but this just wasn't for me.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

SCOOBY-DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND (1998) REVIEW

 I loved this movie as a kid and still do after a rewatch now as an adult.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

WHITE CHICKS (2004) REVIEW

 A classic Wayans brothers comedy.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

SCARY MOVIE (2026) REVIEW

 the new scary movie is an off the wall, meta parody of the horror movie legacy sequel. Now not all the jokes land but when they do they land hard. An overall enjoyable experience.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

HE'S OUT THERE (2018) REVIEW

 He's out there exceeded my expectations BUT that's only because they were so low to begin with...The first half of this film is a complete nothing burger, This movie is a one and done for me. I will put it back on the shelf and never watch it again. Far from the worst but far from the best either it is just eh.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.