Sunday, 29 June 2025

A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE (2005) REVIEW


 I just couldn't get into this one, it's more strange than entertaining and I didn't find it enjoyable at all. This is not for me and it definitely won't be a film for everyone.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

TITAN: THE OCEANGATE DISASTER (2025) REVIEW


 An in-depth (pardon the pun) look into the insane events leading up to the titan disaster. A mission that was doomed to fail from the start. The final few minutes are chilling. Worth watching at least once.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

LO (2009) REVIEW


 If Guillermo Del Toro and Sam Raimi had a low budget baby, this film would be the result. Does lose a point due to the un necessary five minute sing along half way through. Yes you did hear that correctly but other than that I did enjoy the movie.

3 out of 5 STARS.

Wednesday, 25 June 2025

MARY AND MAX (2009) REVIEW


 A charming film that is heart warming and emotional. Adam Elliot knocks it out of the ball park yet again.

4 out of 5 STARS.

Tuesday, 24 June 2025

THE EVIL WITHIN (2017) REVIEW


 Visually a treat, story wise leaves much to be desired. Unfortunately a case of style over substance.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 23 June 2025

THE WORLD'S END (2013) REVIEW


 Not my kind of movie, I couldn't get into it even though I tried, I just don't find it funny.

2 out of 5 STARS.

Sunday, 22 June 2025

JEEPERS CREEPERS 3 (2017) REVIEW


 A B movie that takes itself way too seriously for its own good.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

AWAY (2019) REVIEW


 I loved it, the DIY animation style was very charming and the story gripped me. One of the rare films that I wish would get a big budget remake. Well worth the watch.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

Wednesday, 18 June 2025

FINAL DESTINATION 2 (2003) REVIEW


 More of the same horror cheese that you've grown accustomed to when it comes to the Final Destination franchise.

3 out of 5 STARS.

Tuesday, 17 June 2025

TO YOUR LAST DEATH (2019) REVIEW


 A comic book come to life, this film doesn't reinvent the wheel but is an entertaining animated Sci fi horror film.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 16 June 2025

Sunday, 15 June 2025

GOOSEBUMPS (2015) REVIEW


An non offensive if not forgettable children's film based upon the book series of the same name.

3 out of 5 STARS. 

PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS (2025) REVIEW


 An amazing animated film that has more than enough over the top violence/blood and gore to satisfy. The three stories and how the characters intertwine for the final act were great. This movie is a fantastic entry into the predator franchise.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025) REVIEW


 A fun film but I can't help but feel that it loses some of the charm that made the original so good in making the move to live action.

3 out of 5 STARS.

Thursday, 12 June 2025

RHYMES FOR YOUNG GHOULS (2013) REVIEW


 A confronting coming of age drama film from Canada that I thoroughly enjoyed.

4 out of 5 STARS.

Sunday, 8 June 2025

THE ALTO KNIGHTS (2025) REVIEW


 A by the numbers mafia movie.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

SHIN GODZILLA (2016) REVIEW


 Imagine Godzilla meets body horror meets political drama and you have this movie. It's essentially what would happen if David Cronenberg directed a Godzilla film. It does drag a little bit in places but overall worth a look. The scene where Godzilla goes atomic is absolute nightmare fuel and is worth a watch for that scene alone. America turned Godzilla into a superhero of sorts and Japan has shown us the monster he really is with this film.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.


MICKEY 17 (2025) REVIEW


 Groundhog day meets starship troopers is the best I can do to explain this one. Worth watching at least once.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

SCOOBY DOO! CURSE OF THE LAKE MONSTER (2010) REVIEW


 I really wanted to hate this film but it won me over, Scooby doo looks like Scooby Poo and the acting is corny as hell but a few times throughout the film, it made me laugh and I enjoyed it way more than I should have. Feels like it was a pilot episode to a TV show that never happened more than a film though.

3 out of 5 STARS.

Thursday, 5 June 2025

GRIMCUTTY (2022) REVIEW


 Oh boy was this bad, its a try hard IT rip off but with a fraction of the budget. Terrible acting, the man who plays the father couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. The special FX themselves were gross looking. This film feels like it was made by the elderly to warn us that "phones are bad". Some of the things that happen in this film I kept saying would never happen in real life such as the parents sitting the kids down talking about grimcutty and the grimcutty party etc. this film was just pure crap don't bother with this if you have a choice.

0.5 out of 5 STARS.

Wednesday, 4 June 2025

SUPER SIZE ME (2004) REVIEW


 An interesting documentary. Some parts haven't aged well, the Jared Fogle segment especially. But that's not the fault of the film itself due to being released before his crimes came to light. Give it a watch if you want to kill some time.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

Monday, 2 June 2025

MIDSOMMAR (2019) REVIEW


 I have time tried to watch this film 5-6 times now and only managed to sit through from start to finish on the 6th attempt. People sing this films praises but honestly I just couldn't get into this movie. I tried really hard to enjoy it but I just didn't.

2 out of 5 STARS.

CREEP (2004) REVIEW


 This film is a gory fun time.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

SOUTHPARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT (1999) REVIEW


 A product of its time. Entertaining nonetheless.

3 out of 5 STARS.

SUPERHERO MOVIE (2008) REVIEW


 I have a soft spot for these kinds of terrible parody movie and that's why I always seem to enjoy them no matter how bad they are.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES (2025) REVIEW


 We all knew how this film was going to go but it was dumb fun regardless.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

SEE HOW THEY RUN (2022) REVIEW


 An enjoyably witty murder mystery.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984) REVIEW

  A pure master-class in 80s schlock! Buckets of gore, the hammiest of acting and a story that is completely over the top, what more do you ...