THE ACCOUNTANT 2 (2025) REVIEW

 A fantastic roller coaster ride.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

NIGHT OF THE ANIMATED DEAD (2021) REVIEW

 "THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA" This remake looks cheap but I think that kind of fits the vibe of the original and works well for the film. Worth watching at least once out of curiosity if anything. It is a decent homage.

3 out of 5 STARS.

BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE (2016) REVIEW

As a fan of the graphic novel this film has adapted. I can say that it deserved better. the first 25 minutes of the film had no need to be there and it cheapened the second half of the film. It does get points for casting Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill in the roles they are known for as I couldn't picture anyone else voicing them for a killing joke film BUT the movie itself was ok when it should have been great.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.
 

SINNERS (2025) REVIEW

 A stylish horror flick full of atmosphere. Definitely recommend.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

BOMB CITY (2017) REVIEW

A very well made film and a tragic account of young kids taking things way too far.

4 out of 5 STARS.
 

THE CLOVEHITCH KILLER (2018) REVIEW

 A murder mystery film with not a whole lot of mystery going on.

3 out of 5 STARS.

DEATH OF A UNICORN (2025) REVIEW

 

It was everything I wanted a killer unicorn movie to be and more.

4 out of 5 STARS.

BOYHOOD (2014) REVIEW

 Witty and charming. It makes you think but it does lose a point though as i feel like it's about 45 minutes too long. Give it a go if you have a spare afternoon.

3 out of 5 STARS.

CHICO & RITA (2010) REVIEW

Visually this film is a work of art and has a gorgeous storyline to go along with it. Worth watching at least once.

4 out of 5 STARS.
 

FIFTY SHADES FREED (2018) REVIEW

 Horrible, the most convoluted mess of a film I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes upon. Boy was this bad. Stay well away from this stinker.

0.5 out of 5 STARS.

FRANCIS BACON AND THE BRUTALITY OF FACT (1987) REVIEW

 This documentary, which is essentially an hour long interview with the man himself, is an purely fascinating look into the life of Francis Bacon and how his brain works.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE HARD WAY (2019) REVIEW

 

Michael Jai White and Luke Goss are the best part in this otherwise forgettable B movie. The action scenes that are supposed to feel climactic often feel quite cheap instead, this film is very much a victim of a low budget. Now that I've watched this film once I won't watch it a second time.

2 out of 5 STARS.

FIFTY SHADES DARKER (2017) REVIEW

 An uneventful yet slightly improved continuation of this turd of a franchise that I'm only watching because my girlfriend is making me.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (2015) REVIEW

I only sat through this steaming hot pile of turd because my girlfriend made me watch it.

1 out of 5 STARS.
 

21 JUMP STREET (2012) REVIEW

 A fun flick full of laughs.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS (2014) REVIEW

 A heart warming and heart breaking film

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

HOLMES & WATSON (2018) REVIEW

 

An unfunny bore of a film.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE (2023) REVIEW

 A big budget run of the mill Hollywood biopic.

3 out of 5 STARS.

THE DOOR (2014) REVIEW

 The premise was interesting but the execution left a lot to be desired.

2 out of 5 STARS.

ONE HOUR PHOTO (2002) REVIEW

 An underrated psychological thriller that I don't see people talk about enough.The late Robin Williams really lost himself in the role of Sy and in my opinion had one of if not his best performance as a result. This film is a must watch.

4.5 out of 5 STARS.

SHOOTER (2007) REVIEW

 A run of the mill action film but it is a fun time all round.

3 out of 5 STARS.

A WORKING MAN (2025) REVIEW

 

Last year Statham blew me away with "The Beekeeper" this year he does it again with "A Working Man" definitely recommend this to anyone who's an action film fanatic.

4 out of 5 STARS.

MUZZLE (2023) REVIEW

 

Your standard buddy cop film but with dogs. Found it to be a little bit boring in places. The ending was a little out of left field also.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

FROGMAN (2023) REVIEW

 The final 30 minutes are bonkers but you have to sit through a whole lot of nothing to get there...

2 out of 5 STARS.

A CERTAIN KIND OF DEATH (2003) REVIEW

 An unflinching and incredibly bleak look at what happens to people in America who die with no next of kin. Definitely eye opening yet some people may find it confronting and hard to stomach.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.