Sunday, 20 July 2025

THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984) REVIEW


 A pure master-class in 80s schlock! Buckets of gore, the hammiest of acting and a story that is completely over the top, what more do you want? You need to see this flick at least once!

4 out of 5 STARS.


KUNG FU PANDA (2008) REVIEW


 Another really fun film from my childhood that still holds up today.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

ROBOTS (2005) REVIEW


 A feel good animated film that brings back childhood memories.

3.5 out of 5 STARS.

PLANKTON: THE MOVIE (2025) REVIEW


 I mean it was fine but I wouldn't write home about it either.

2.5 out of 5 STARS.

DADDY DAUGHTER TRIP (2022) REVIEW


 This film is pure low budget unfunny crap. The acting is non existent and the story line is terrible. Also am I the only one who was grossed out by Rob Schneider's psychical appearance in this film? he looked absolutely disgusting, maybe it was a mix of old age and bad lighting but boy did he look foul, I don't know why this film exists but we would of been better off if it didn't.

1 out of 5 STARS.

Thursday, 17 July 2025

BE MY CAT: A FILM FOR ANNE (2015) REVIEW


 Critics have sung this films praises from the rooftops, and I don't see the hype. It is an incoherent film that is in no way entertaining. I had high expectations and was majorly disappointed.

1.5 out of 5 STARS.

Tuesday, 15 July 2025

UTU (1983) REVIEW


 New Zealand's equivalent to Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven. This NZ western is an unflinching film that draws you in. For an film made in 1983 it has aged very well and holds up in 2025. Well worth a watch.

4 out of 5 STARS.

THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984) REVIEW

  A pure master-class in 80s schlock! Buckets of gore, the hammiest of acting and a story that is completely over the top, what more do you ...